Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…
December 23rd, 2009Drunk Man Comes Out
January 13th, 2010A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, “Is that the sun or the moon?”
The other drunk man answers, “I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.”
Parents First Day Of School
January 13th, 2010An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
“If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Born of Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..
December 31st, 2009What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Heaven and Hail
December 26th, 2009Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinees Food and Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinees, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Pakistani.
Kaun Banega Crorepati Contest
October 25th, 2010There was once a guy from a village he came for kaun banega crorepati contest .amitabh asks him whats ur fathers name he said thik hai
big b asks him this question thrice atlast he gets angry n tells him main kabse aapka pitha ka naam poch raha hoon aur aap thik hai bol rahe hai
then the other man says pahele options to deejiye
Relationship
February 16th, 2012A Relationship is not based on the Lenght of time, You spend together,It’s based on the Foundation You Built Together ……..Suresh
Two factory workers are talking
December 23rd, 2009Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
Customer and Waitress
January 13th, 2010Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can’t buy more?
Budiya Bomb hai
January 13th, 2010Ek baar sadak ke kinare ek budiya baithi rehti hai. Uske baju me Santa ko ek bomb rakha hua dikhta hai.
Santa: Budiya bomb hai – Budiya bomb hai
Budiya: Chal re… bomb to mai jawani me thi…